Okay, this is a boring post. But exciting stuff is coming.

He's sort of a celebrity at Carleton. Almost like a living Schiller, except much easier to find.

Crankhumdunberry actually sounds much tastier than the title of the previous post.

Actually, Winter Ketchup does not sound very good. I keep picturing ketchup on snow, or frozen ketchup, or ketchup in eggnog... none of which are pleasant. It was supposed to be a pun about how I'm going to get you caught up with what I did over the winter, but it went horribly wrong. I apologize.

Buzzing flowers, colorful bees...

Rest assured: this blog is operational in temperatures up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. It's not going anywhere.

It's been fun,
Leading "1,"
But now we're done.
Now, from the blue:
A shiny new
Leading "2."

Cool fact: "vulnerability" and "indestructibility" both include all the letters in the word "turtle." That's not what this post is about, though.

For those who are interested in that sort of thing.

Fractional dimensions. Duct-tape whales. Awesome hats. Mysterious charts.

Everything you need for an awesome Halloween-themed post.

You may be wondering, at this point, where in the world I have been. I wish I could say something cool like "Budapest," but I think we'll have to save that one for next year. I've been right here in Northfield- which, don't get me wrong, is almost as cool as Budapest.

This weekend was really busy. Normally, when I say that, I mean "I had a lot of homework this weekend." Well, I did have a lot of homework this weekend, but I was also really busy with other things- namely, going to a folk rock concert, learning about Contact Improvisation, playing Apples to Apples, watching the new and improved Version 1.5 of Liberal Arts: The Musical, and getting owned in the campus-wide Quiz Bowl tournament. AND, the New York Times talked about our blogs! Kind of!

Also, you should comment on this post!