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  • Griffin Johnson

    The Fascist Octopus Has Sung Its Swan Song

    If you can imagine this, I was the kind of teenage boy who draws a lot of his self-image from his Extracurricular Or Hobby, which in my case was a writing workshop that I went to every Friday at a youth center in Ann Arbor.

  • Stuart John Urback

    On the Meaning of the Word EPIC

    This world, where the individual seems to be becoming increasingly unimportant, the epic (as a social phenomenon) seems to have originated from the desire to feel as big and important as the other things going on around us.

  • Michael Goodgame

    What is Economic Success?

    Success, according to Stephen R. Covey, can be measured by a ladder leaning against a building.  An excellent manager is highly efficient at climbing up the ladder.  He has learned how to maneuver each rung and make his way to the top step by step, making sure he concentrates completely on the current move before transitioning to the next.

  • Drew Higgins '16

    How the Media Romanticizes Youth

    Fun.’s “We Are Young” won a Grammy for “Song of the Year” last Sunday, and appropriately so. It’s been played seemingly non-stop since its release, and the chorus—“Tonight, we are young / so let’s set the world on fire / we can burn brighter than the sun”—is undeniably catchy.

  • Maddy Crowell

    The Nausea of the Twenty-Somethings

    From the age of roughly 20 until 26, a period I will call the “twenty somethings,” one is stuck in perpetual, 6-year transition period of self-obsession; an era of modest responsibility, patchy ups and downs, frequent existential crises, blurred lines between romance and friendship, and a white future full of empty promises.

  • Griffin Johnson

    Washing Our Hands

    Language is deceptive. Economics hasn’t evolved the same way as etymology. There are roots—”re-” or “anti-” or “endo-”—that don’t mean the same thing intuitively as they do materially. That, I think is what’s at heart of the divestment issue, because “divest” is such a crisp, pure, upstanding word that it’s easy to get confused about what it really means.

  • Stuart John Urback

    Jony Ive, Richard Feynman, and Michel Foucault Walk Into a Bar

    So why would Ive, Feynman, and Foucault go into a theoretical bar?  Obviously to fulfill my need to explain the differences between methodology, field, and discipline. Ive is the designer, Feynman the Physicist, and Foucault the humanist.

  • Griffin Johnson

    The Overachiever Gradient

    Like most Carleton students—or at least the formidable section of the Carleton population who are both stress-prone and ashamed of every piece of work they miss—I start to come within sight of a crossroads around sixth week.

  • Michael Goodgame

    Science, Religion, and Debating the Undebatable

    What atheists should look to is not the particulars of the argument on God, but rather that they are seeing it as an argument in the first place. What atheists need is not an education in religion and spirituality, but a lesson in how to view religion as a dynamic force of livelihood rather than as an outdated vehicle for violence and coercion as they so often do.

  • Stuart John Urback

    Urback: Flying Fearless

    I love flying.  Adore it, actually.  Going to the airport is like walking into an amusement park for me, which I’m pretty sure is not how most people feel at the thought of spending two-plus hours of their life in an airport.  According to Orson Welles, writer of the dissenting opinion, there are only two emotions a person experiences while flying: boredom and terror. 

  • Griffin Johnson

    Carleton, Consumerism, and Studying Abroad

    Since I got back on campus I’ve been feeling more and more like all I write about is the problem with the European study abroad experience. That’s not really a very deep topic, and it’s a little unhelpful to everybody who’s not studying abroad in Europe, so I’d really like to get down to the core of what bothers me about Americans studying abroad in Europe and put this whole self-image to rest.

  • Maddy Crowell

    False Idealization of Developing World Exoticism

    Recently I clicked on an advertisement that appeared on my computer screen:  “Experience Morocco: The Trip that Travels Within You.”