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'12 - Cory Fauver

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Name: Cory Fauver

Height: 5.7291 feet

Weight: 4.152050263*10^28 Daltons

Favorite Position: Dancing

Ultimate Position: D-line handler

Favorite Animal: Lynx

Favorite Republican: Sarah Palin

Favorite GoP Alum: Tally

Favorite Drink: Tostitos Hint of Lime

Bowling High Score: My friend got 277

Personal Achievements: catching the goal on universe to beat Minnesota

Favorite D-Mac Quote: "Every time I go home and my mom asks if I need anything, I just say 'More underwear' and she doesn't remember the last time"

Favorite Real Sport: Soccer

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Running to the KRLX studio to continue the LNTshark.

Personal Anecdote: I jumped over a campfire and singed most of the hair on my face and head. The tips of my beard did look cool though. D-Mac claimed that my hair was on fire and proceeded to pour beer on me.

Favorite Element: THORium

Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8