'13 - Niko Duffy
Name: Niko Duffy
Nickname: Nik-Bro, Bro-Duff, Nik-Bro-Duff (see a trend?)
Height: 5ft 11 and 7/8th of an inch.
Weight: I’m all muscle.
Bra Size: Hairy.
Do you like fun? No
Come on man…: Okay, sometimes I have fun buying designer suits.
Favorite Position: I handled for at least one day fall term.
Favorite Frisbee Strategy: I’m at 100% completions for stall nine bailout hucks to Rhys where I was aiming for Hooker.
Favorite Republican: Zell Miller – that guy who challenged Chris Mathews to a duel on live television.
Favorite GoP Alum: I aspire to one day be as grumpy as Cochrane.
Favorite CUTboy: Herold, or (Simon + Justin)
Favorite Syzygite: Anna Rose Baker Reed
Favorite Eclipser: SUCHE!
Favorite Drink: Minty Kunkel.
Bowling High Score: 300 on my first cell phone.
Personal Achievements: Literally destroyed my RA’s door my freshmen year at 3:00PM on a Tuesday.
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Bakers dozen
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Going to a Four Loko party sponsored by Walker.
Personal Anecdote: Apparently, I tried to pick up girls at an Eclipse social by walking up to them and yelling, “THERE’S A BOMB UNDER YOUR FEET.”