We asked current seniors to help us compile a list of things all Carleton students should do before they graduate. How many items on the list can you check off? How many do you even recognize?
Eat
- Eat breakfast at the Tavern
- Go to Farmington Steak House
- Eat an entire Boonie Boonie Burger at Boonie’s Bar & Grill in Faribault
- Bake cookies at Dacie’s
- Go to Sunday brunch at Dacie’s
- Attend Chili Night
Drink
- Play Quiz Night trivia at the Contented Cow
- Hang out upstairs at the Rueb
- Do the beer mile
- Party in the Libe
- Party in an academic building
- Party at Farm House
Be merry
- Go to Mai Fête
- Take social dance
- Stand under the whirring blades of the turbine
- Shake your booty at Ebony
- Shake your booty at Silent Dance Party
- Attend Spring Concert
- Frolic in the Boliou fountain
- Play Strip Jenga
- Have a movie night with friends at Sumo
- Sunbathe on the football field
Then sleep (preferably at night)
- Sleep in the Arb
- Sleep in the Libe
- Sleep on the roof of the Chapel
- Sleep on the Bald Spot
- Have a sleepover
- Share a single dorm bed
- Sleep in on Sunday
Get acquainted
- Chat with a professor in the aisle at Econofoods
- Have tea with President Oden
- Bake cookies and share them with friends (or strangers)
- Spend three consecutive hours in Sayles on a Friday
- Send a Friday Flower to a secret crush
- Invite a professor to lunch
Don’t forget the part where you learn something
- Take a course in a subject you know nothing about
- Learn to play a musical instrument that you’ve never heard of (like the mbira)
- Underload
- Take a class from history professor Harry Williams
- Go to a physics comps talk
- Study in the CMC until the custodians arrive at 5:00 a.m.
Expand your horizons
- Observe the stars in Goodsell
- Travel abroad
- Explore a tunnel
- Stay on campus over the summer
- Write an editorial for the Carletonian
- Write for the CLAP (the Carleton Literary Association Publication)
- Dig in at one of the campus gardens
- Go inside every single building on campus at least once
- Go vegetarian for a week
- Have an existential crisis
Get to know Northfield
- Attend a town meeting
- Volunteer
- Attend Defeat of Jesse James Days
Oh! And get some exercise, too
- Ride a yellow bike
- Skate on the Bald Spot
- Toss a Frisbee
- Play Quidditch
- Play Ultimate Frisbee
- Play Rotblatt—all day
- Ride your bike on the Cannon Valley Trail
- Sled down Bell Hill
- Play broomball
- Run laps on the outdoor track (clothing optional)
- Do the triathlon
- Climb the oak trees on the Hill of Three Oaks
Live dangerously
- Steal Schiller
- Streak—in winter
- Tube on the Cannon River
- Go swimming in the Cannon
- Walk on Lyman Lakes (when they’re frozen, of course)
- Climb to the top of the Chapel bell tower
- Dance naked at a Sayles dance
- Get lost in the Arb
- Fight against Res Life in order to reduce a fine
Score Yourself
| 60–80 | Woo hoo! You’ve totally embraced the Carleton milieu. |
| 40–59 | Maybe you spent a little too much time studying. |
| 20–39 | Oh, well. There’s always Reunion. |
| 1–19 | Are you sure we’re talking about the same place? |
| 0 | “I just picked this up in my doctor’s waiting room. Who are you people?” |
What does this mean, kids? *
- Write some Vinayak graffiti in a bathroom stall
- Take your shirt off at midnight during “Like a Prayer”
- Book Across the Bay
- Play Settlers of Catan—any beverage welcome
- Have a Malory Family Fun Night
* Carleton students fill us in.
- Famous for its humor, Vinayak graffiti invents legends about Vinayak Jithendranathan ’08 and has been spotted in bathrooms as far away as Paris.
- Stripping to Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” is a long-standing Carleton party tradition.
- Book Across the Bay is a 10K cross-country ski race across the Chequamegon Bay in Ashland, Wisconsin.
- A German board game, Settlers of Catan has sold more than 15 million copies and been translated into 30 languages.
- The Malory family stars in a series of steamy historical romance novels by Johanna Lindsey.
What did we forget? Send your list of things every student should do to voice@carleton.edu.








Eat
Get acquainted
Oh! And get some exercise, too
Live dangerously