| Office |
Candidate |
Votes |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
2 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
2 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Toff |
2 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
2 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Anyone Else |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
blowies from HG |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Brian Gilmore |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Captain America |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Charlie Sheen |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
David Long |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
De la Soul |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Emily Fairfax |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
False Underholt |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Honey Badger |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
I am always amazed at how every write in vote is released, even if it is a sentence. I really wonder how long the text can be before they will stop printing it. It is a mystery we may never know. |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Matt Beck |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Neville Longbottom |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Not Danny Ulman |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Patrick Burke |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Reincarnation of Toff |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Rusty the Hobo |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Schuyler Sher |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Scruge McDuck |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
someone else |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Taylor Owen |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
The Dude |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
The ghost of Toff |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Yasir Hassan |
1 |
| Center for Community and Civic Engagement (CCCE) Liaison Senator |
Your Face |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
3 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
3 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
3 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Leslie Knope |
2 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Other: |
2 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
You’d have to pay me to vote for one of these people. |
2 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
An ethical question for you all: if I do not know who any of these people are, should I still vote for them? |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Answer: write-ins are more fun anyway. |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Big Joe |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Brian Gilmore |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
C3PO |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Duncan Sallstrom |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Earl Simmons |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Hamburglar |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Jukie Tsai |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Mitten the Cat |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Nick Rohm |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Patrick Burke |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Poop |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
R2D2 |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Rob Oden |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Robert Olney |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Steve Moran |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Stevie B. |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Stevie P |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Toff |
1 |
| College Council Liaison Senator |
Toff the Cat |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
3 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Toff |
3 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
3 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
2 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Brett Favre |
2 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Brett Favre’s Penis |
2 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Sydney Delp |
2 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Andrew Schulman |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Anna Steedman |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
anyone but Robin |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Asiya Gaildon |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Chris Frills |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Clyde |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
dan sairsingh |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Daniel Sairsingh |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Gabe Rudin |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Hillary Clinton |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Hudlin Wagner |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
James Adams |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Jason Greenberg |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Jon Ver Steegh |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Lady Gaga |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Louis Cohen |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Lyman (the cat) |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Michael Badgame |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Mitten the Cat |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Mr. T |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Neither |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Odin Anderson-Bowen |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Patrick Nalepka |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Paul Mains |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Schiller, dig him up |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Taylor Owen |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
The Captain |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
The Department of Art History |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Toff the Cat |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Toff’s Ghost |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Who am I? Who are you!?! |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Who are you? |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Your Face |
1 |
| Community, Equity, and Diversity Initiative Liaison Senator |
Your Mom |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
2 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Richie Rich |
2 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Toff |
2 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
All the Childs-Walkers |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Annie Singleday |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Joe Fabeetz |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
John Raynolds |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Mitch Campbell |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Paperback Writer |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Peter Griffin |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Reincarnation of Toff |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
Tyler Mahony, guess who wrote in your name here. |
1 |
| Admissions and Financial Aid Committee Liaison Senator |
United States Treasury |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
BOOBS! |
2 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
2 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
2 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Anna Steedman |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Arshia Sandozi |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Gibson Price |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Hannah Rothblatt |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Isaac Hodes |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Kevin Bacon…. mhmm |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Lyman is the new Toff |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Mari Ortiz |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Ms. Nadine “I’m no fun” Sunderland |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Nick Petru |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Peter Gao |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Rebekah Drunkio |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Toff |
1 |
| Committee on Student Life Liaison Senator |
Zerrin Dagli |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
3 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
2 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Mike Tyson |
2 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
2 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Al Montero |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Amit Singh |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Bad News For Cannon |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Brian Gilmore |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Casey “Pelvic-Thrusting” Andree |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
David |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Galen Ryan |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Hermione Granger |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Honey Badger |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Jake Reardon |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Lady Gaga |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Method Man |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Mr. Black Board |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Mr. Rogers |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Muira McCammon |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Patrick Burke |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Patrick Chewing |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Schiller is dead |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Simba |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Taylor Owen |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Taylor TO Owen |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
The muskrat that swims in Lyman Lakes |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
thighs |
1 |
| Education and Curriculum Committee Liaison Senator |
Toff |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
2 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Ansel Adams |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Beaver |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
dan sairsingh |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
David |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Dennis Kucinich |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Drill Baby, Drill! |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Evan Stone |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Hair Costello |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
J.R. Ewing |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Long live Schiller |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Luna Lovegood |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Martha Larson |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Masta Ace |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Max Timm |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Peter Briggs |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Silvio Berlusconi |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
t |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Taylor Owen |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Toff |
1 |
| Environmental Advisory Committee Liaison Senator |
Tyler Mahony |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Bobby Davis |
2 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Tommy Glickson |
2 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Barbara Bush |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Brian Gilmore |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
British Petroleum |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
BritishPetroleum/Shell |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
El Senor Boludo |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Henry Neuwirth |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Mark Skoglund |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Please vote for Obama in November, an election that actually matters |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Sammy Balls |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Simon Johansen |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Sondra Kern |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Taylor Owen |
1 |
| TRiO/OIIL/GSC Liaison |
Toff |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Mitchell Campbell |
2 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Alon Debiche |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Anyone else |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Bobby Davis |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
David Murro |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Henry Neuwirth |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Mary mary quite contrary |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Rebecca Gourevitch |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Samantha Sharp Knives |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Taylor Owen |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Toff |
1 |
| Sports (Club Sports/PEAR) Liaison Senator |
Tommy Glickson |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Bobby Davis |
4 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Henry Neuwirth |
4 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Toff |
4 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Tommy Glickson |
3 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Anna Steedman |
2 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Anyone else |
2 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Dennis Kucinich |
2 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Taylor Owen |
2 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Andreas Stork |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
anyone who doesn’t wear a cowboy hat |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Bailey Fucking Gartley |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Barack Obama |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Ben Bedore |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Brian Gilmore |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
CarletonCollegeIsTheBestYayayayayaya |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
dan sairsingh |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Erik Klontz |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Ghostface Killah |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Hillis gets my second vote, too |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Kelsey Parsons |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Mike Hartwell |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Mitt Romney, 2005 |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Mitt Romney, 2012 |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Mitten the Cat |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Mr. PeeNord |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Neither! |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Nona Schamus |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
not |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Not him |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Oden |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Patrick Burke |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Reincarnation of toff |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Sana |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Santorum |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Satchel Kaplan-Allen |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Senator Amidala |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Seth Althauser |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
SKOGLUND |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Toff the Cat |
1 |
| College Council At-Large (non-Senate) Members |
Your Face |
1 |