Height: 6’2’’
Years played: Since the dawn of time
Position: Cutter/Complainer
Nark: nope
Shark: yup
Theme Song: Ba Ba Black Sheep
Hometown: Atlanta GA
Syde Hustle: Stealing yo Girl
Stan “he really prefers Stanley” Birdsong, is a lank machine hailing from the greatest city on Earth, Atlanta Georgia. When The Stanimal isn’t crying over the Falcons choking the Super Bowl you can find him in a deep slumber mid bath when he is supposed to be hanging with his friends.
Stanley the Manly shoots flicks on the field, and is also notorious for killing and eating birds in the middle of games. However, being the world’s SLOWEST eater Johnny Stanziel rarely finishes the bird before twitter distracts him.