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Alex Walker Profile

Name: Alex Walker

Nickname: SWAlker

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 8.4 30 racks

Bra Size: Padded

Favorite Position: Missionary

Favorite Republican: Ron Paul

Favorite GoP Alum: Boris

Favorite CUTboy: Jonathan "Tech N9ne" Hahn

Favorite Syzygite: LINNEA

Favorite Eclipser: Samantha Ellerbeck

Favorite Drink: Arnold Palmer

Bowling High Score: I once scored 2 points in an IM basketball game

Personal Achievements: Once drove 400 miles to find a Hardees.

Favorite Quote: "D-Mac? You're Handling?!?" -Entire GOP sideline at No Wisconsequences 09

Favorite Real Sport: Lawn Darts

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 2

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Once triggered a 12 hour hangover by drinking on a Tuesday night.

Personal Anecdote: My ID card freshman year of high school misprinted my name as "Waluzer". I've never figured out why. The spelling of my last name isn't even close to that.

Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZJex9Ge2-Q