'12 - Alex Walker
Name: Alex Walker
Weight: 8.4 30 racks
Bra Size: Padded
Favorite Position: Missionary
Favorite Republican: Ron Paul
Favorite GoP Alum: Boris
Favorite CUTboy: Jonathan "Tech N9ne" Hahn
Favorite Syzygite: LINNEA
Favorite Eclipser: Samantha Ellerbeck
Favorite Drink: Arnold Palmer
Bowling High Score: I once scored 2 points in an IM basketball game
Personal Achievements: Once drove 400 miles to find a Hardees.
Favorite Quote: "D-Mac? You're Handling?!?" -Entire GOP sideline at No Wisconsequences 09
Favorite Real Sport: Lawn Darts
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: 2
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Once triggered a 12 hour hangover by drinking on a Tuesday night.
Personal Anecdote: My ID card freshman year of high school misprinted my name as "Waluzer". I've never figured out why. The spelling of my last name isn't even close to that.
Favorite YouTube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZJex9Ge2-Q