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'09 - David "Schmidty" Schmidt

Cowboys need their rest.

Name: David Schmidt

Nickname: Schmidty or The Aryan Fist

Height: 6'1 (ish); tall enough to think I should be able to dunk without actually coming all that close

Weight: 165 before dinner, 170 afterwards

Bra Size: 36A, but at least they're perky

Favorite Position: big spoon

Favorite Republican: Larry Craig... If only I had been in the right bathroom at the right time...

Favorite GoP Alum: Tie between Yui and BJJ

Favorite Drink: My spring concert punch

Bowling High Score: app. 130

Personal Achievements: Autographed a cow

Favorite Quotes:

D-Mac: "You know what we should do? We should play the whole one person dresses up like an abductor rapist and the other picks out a cute girl for him to 'save'from him."
Me: "uh, ok sure..."
D-Mac: "The thing is, if I'm the Rapist/abductor, I'm really gonna be trying. So if you're not on your game..."

D-Mac: Would you rather be madly in love and dating the girl of your dreams, or be able to fly any time your BAC was .25 or higher?
Me: uh...
D-Mac: what about .08 or higher. That way if you ever couldn't drive home, you'd know it and it wouldn't matter!

D -Mac: "Hey Oto, remember that time I smashed a bottle on your head?"
Oto: "I see the bottle in your hand"
D-Mac (disappointed): "You're very perceptive..."

Favorite Real Sport: Football to watch, I'll play anything, and usuall be barely mediocre at it

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: It's been my experience that taking on more than one girl of any age at once is really awkward unless they're really experienced, and I don't think a 12 year old would be.

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Crystal.

Personal Anecdote: Someone once asked me if I had ever played whiskey slaps before.

"Yeah," I said, "Why?"
"I thought so..."