'09 - David "Schmidty" Schmidt
Name: David Schmidt
Nickname: Schmidty or The Aryan Fist
Height: 6'1 (ish); tall enough to think I should be able to dunk without actually coming all that close
Weight: 165 before dinner, 170 afterwards
Bra Size: 36A, but at least they're perky
Favorite Position: big spoon
Favorite Republican: Larry Craig... If only I had been in the right bathroom at the right time...
Favorite GoP Alum: Tie between Yui and BJJ
Favorite Drink: My spring concert punch
Bowling High Score: app. 130
Personal Achievements: Autographed a cow
Me: "uh, ok sure..."
D-Mac: "The thing is, if I'm the Rapist/abductor, I'm really gonna be trying. So if you're not on your game..."
D-Mac: Would you rather be madly in love and dating the girl of your dreams, or be able to fly any time your BAC was .25 or higher?
D-Mac: what about .08 or higher. That way if you ever couldn't drive home, you'd know it and it wouldn't matter!
D -Mac: "Hey Oto, remember that time I smashed a bottle on your head?"
Oto: "I see the bottle in your hand"
D-Mac (disappointed): "You're very perceptive..."
Favorite Real Sport: Football to watch, I'll play anything, and usuall be barely mediocre at it
Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: It's been my experience that taking on more than one girl of any age at once is really awkward unless they're really experienced, and I don't think a 12 year old would be.
Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Crystal.
Personal Anecdote: Someone once asked me if I had ever played whiskey slaps before.
"Yeah," I said, "Why?"
"I thought so..."