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'13 - Rhys Lindmark

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Name:Rhys Lindmark

Nickname:Rhysie Poo?

Height:6 ft

Weight:150

Bra Size: 24A. I can make farting noises with my breasts

Favorite Position:Sideways

Favorite Republican:Bill o Reilly

Favorite GoP Alum:Schmitty! Because I D'ed him and got a free 6 pack

Favorite CUTboy: CUT Puppies FTW especially Dopey

Favorite Syzygite: Tanya

Favorite Eclipser: Sam/BG. Especially together

Favorite Drink: Fuzzy Navel/Peppermint Schnopps and Hot cocoa.

Bowling High Score: 180ish? Gold medal on Wii bowling

Personal Achievements: Beat Cochrane on Rainbow Road that one time

Favorite Quote (preferably from D-Mac): "I don't have either of my two front teeth"

Favorite Real Sport: Soccer/Magic the Gathering

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: hmmm. Without a weapon maybe 10. with a bat - 30. gun - number of bullets

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): almost got beat up by evil college dudes for saying a stupid comment

Personal Anecdote: "aw jam"

Favorite YouTube video: The Sony Bouncing Balls commercial