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'09 - Rob Atlas

That beard could support a planet...

Name: Rob Atlas

Nickname: Atlas

Height: 6 feet on a tall day

Weight: Could drop 10

Bra Size: Can't see the forest for the trees

Favorite Real Sport Position: Left tackle

Favorite Frisbee Position: #2 in the cup

Favorite Republican: Curt Schilling

Favorite GoP Alum: Adam Fagin

Favorite CUTboy: Rupp Rupp Butt Butt Cut

Favorite Hodag Party Move: Top deck the toilet

Favorite Syzygite: S! Y! Z! Y! G-O-P!

Favorite Eclipse Name: Arpita Bhatahsoicajmpovohdgpafhaoshcjhga

Favorite Drink: MSR light

Homies' Favorite Drink: MSR light

Personal Achievements: Minesweeper on expert in 93 seconds

Favorite Quote (preferably from D-Mac): Anything I write here would only encourage D-Mac

Favorite Real Sport: Blackjack

Favorite Linear Time String-Search Algorithm: Boyer-Moore

Number of 12 year olds you realistically think you could beat up at once: Divide by two add seven

Dumbest thing you’ve ever done (other than playing for GOP): Tie between eating a whole raw onion (three separate times) and pulling a burning log out of a fire with my mouth

Personal Anecdote: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

Favorite Element (not Cesium): a[0]