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'08 - Sam Whittemore

The man behind the moustache

Sam Beard

I love tights. The tight grip that they keep on my... on me... is absolutely terrific. I could never lose that grip. Eighty degrees? Screw that! Skying bitches? Screw that. I'm gettin' pleasure. Tights are the shit. Don't knock 'em 'til you try 'em (on a hot summer's day).