- "Is it true that if I play for the Gods of Plastic, women will flock to me?"
- "If I play for GoP, do I have to vote Republican?"
Shut up, hippie.
- "I'm broken. Is that an issue?"
Definitely not. GoP has a long and illustrious history of taking gimps of both physical and intellectual varieties. Everyone's welcome!
- "What exactly does GoP do?"
Generally your mother.