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- "Is it true that if I play for the Gods of Plastic, women will flock to me?"


- "If I play for GoP, do I have to vote Republican?"

Shut up, hippie.

- "I'm broken. Is that an issue?"

Definitely not. GoP has a long and illustrious history of taking gimps of both physical and intellectual varieties. Everyone's welcome!

- "What exactly does GoP do?"

Generally your mother.