It turns out that you don't need alcohol to party like an animal. This Bigfoot look-alike (click to view) turned up last Friday at a marshmallow roast hosted by Carleton's substance-free dormitory floors.
Offered as an alternative to parties that involved alcohol, the roast took place at the Hill of Three Oaks behind the Recreation Center. Complete with star-gazing, arb-walking and highly professional s'more-making, the event hosted over 75 Carls—and at least one furry beast—throughout the evening.
The ape man didn't speak; nor did he partake in the s'more feast. At a quarter before eleven, he disappeared into the night.